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By Richard Karrel

"Psychiatrist Woody wooden, America’s love guru and popular phobia professional, persuaded his fiancée to attend until eventually their marriage ceremony evening to consummate their dating, simply because unbeknownst to her and the thousands who learn his syndicated sexual suggestion column, Woody continues to be a virgin because of a debilitating functionality anxiousness. extra complicating issues is the surprising arrival of Woody’s 72-year-old- mom, satisfied, and her one-legged psychopathic boyfriend who escaped from a locked psychological ward and seemed at Woody’s doorstep simply in time to brew a potpourri of unbelievable hassle for the 2 love birds.
Happy’s unending offer of laxatives, scathing truths, and a mysterious crimson shoebox wreak havoc on Rudd Waters, the fetching former attractiveness queen and fiancée of Woody, and Woody’s three-legged incontinent and neurotic puppy, Di. Woody’s million buck mansion, no longer large enough for the 4 of them, turns into even smaller with the addition of fortunate, Happy’s slutty daughter, Lucky’s do-nothing husband, Jeep, and Ben, Lucky’s rotund legal professional good friend and married lover. Julian, a promiscuous chef, and Christian, a conflicted and closeted middle healthcare professional and previous lover of Rudd, around out this loopy combine.
Told from the perspective of 13 characters, 911 is a dismal comedy in response to genuine humans and a huge chain of actual occasions that finally threaten not just Woody’s sanity, yet his existence! chuffed, Jewish American Princess and marionette mistress extraordinaire, possesses the uncanny skill to regulate the future of misfits, embroiled in a Gordian knot, in spite of everything unveiling unforeseen acumen and crafty talent."

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